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Birthday Surprise Birthday Surprise

Rated 3 / 5 stars

me thinketh

that it be too predictable arrrrrr.
Skallywag, clean up that audio yar, but all things considered, good nuff to set a coarse too matey!

Deep Sexy Space Deep Sexy Space

Rated 4 / 5 stars

My plant died

I was watching this movie, and PBS had like some show about the great depression. It's warm out right now though, which is good, cuz in wisconsin it's so cold for so long. I wanna take off my socks, cuz they are dress socks from church and you know how dress socks sorta grip your feet and make them feel clausterphobic? but if I take them off I'll have to put on new ones, cuz I think it's sick to walk around getting toe jam on the carpets, but if I put on new ones then I have to do laundry sooner. I should probrably change my shirt too, cuz it's kinda tight in the arm pits, sorta cutting off circulation now and then. How come the martians are red? shoudln't they be green? the trees are green now. THat only happened like in the last couple weeks. Oh, I figured out today when I make my lunches for the week, cuz I have left over cheese and lettus and onion and stuff that I usually throw out, that I now make a salad every sunday. It's yummy cuz I use french dressing, but it seems to run away from all the stuff in the salid. Stupid french. How did she run in outter space? was that like a thing to just let us know they took off or was she really running in outter space cuz people can't run in outter space fyi, you just look like you are but you're not really going anywhere, unless you where moving before you started running, then you'll just continue moving the same you where moving, cept now you look like you're running. Do we all have to get hybreds now? Everyone is making them and I see them on the road so much now, there is even a hybred SUV, but I don't really want a bunch of high voltage stuff running around me in a big metal box, it seems dangerous. I wonder if the martian ship in this flash was a hybred, cuz if they are farther then us you think maybe it would be.

The Brain Fights Back The Brain Fights Back

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this should of been porn

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Meet'N'Fuck Threesome Fun Meet'N'Fuck Threesome Fun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

To much work

the last 3 scenes wear your wrist out. Sorta defeats the whole reasoning for this type of game ;) . Oh, and if you're gonna make a game in the future, maybe microsoft can help you with the spelling? At least if you're gonna misspell holy, with Japanise anime, it should be hory.

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the search for mr.smiley the search for mr.smiley

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Why isn't there porn in this?

The Bar Pick-Up The Bar Pick-Up

Rated 2 / 5 stars


This would work if you only tried to pick up fat girls. Then again, if you're strong enough to pick up fat girls, you could get a job working construction and bag a house wife now and then while you're re-setting brick on suburban patio homes. And if you know how to set brick, you can make a little underground room with hidden access to kidnap and keep hot chicks, so you don't have to pick up fat girls. In reality, for some reason, chicks dig a jerk as long as you have cash, and if that doesn't do it, that's why they have roofies.

If you want a pick up line that gets you laid, every time, no matter what, here it is:
Find a girl who is all alone at the club, shy type, either abandoned by her friends, or came alone. Come up gently behind her, and whisper quitely into her ear "scream and you die" Gets you laid every time.

:-D Ok, fun over. The art was ok, real min on animation though. At least you own a microphone and use it, I respect that for the simple reason so many people think everyone watches flash to read a book (barf on text) The only thing I'd recommend you work on is the speed of flow. To long from one scene to the next... you'd click a button and had to wait... and wait... and wait. It would be fine if I was drunk and half asleep but ick... Don't take it as bad, it's just a timing thing that can get on the nerves of people with ADD and make them hate the flash even though it had plenty of good points. Ok, I gotta go, someone is kicking my door screaming something about being from the police department....