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Birthday Surprise Birthday Surprise

Rated 3 / 5 stars

me thinketh

that it be too predictable arrrrrr.
Skallywag, clean up that audio yar, but all things considered, good nuff to set a coarse too matey!

Deep Sexy Space Deep Sexy Space

Rated 4 / 5 stars

My plant died

I was watching this movie, and PBS had like some show about the great depression. It's warm out right now though, which is good, cuz in wisconsin it's so cold for so long. I wanna take off my socks, cuz they are dress socks from church and you know how dress socks sorta grip your feet and make them feel clausterphobic? but if I take them off I'll have to put on new ones, cuz I think it's sick to walk around getting toe jam on the carpets, but if I put on new ones then I have to do laundry sooner. I should probrably change my shirt too, cuz it's kinda tight in the arm pits, sorta cutting off circulation now and then. How come the martians are red? shoudln't they be green? the trees are green now. THat only happened like in the last couple weeks. Oh, I figured out today when I make my lunches for the week, cuz I have left over cheese and lettus and onion and stuff that I usually throw out, that I now make a salad every sunday. It's yummy cuz I use french dressing, but it seems to run away from all the stuff in the salid. Stupid french. How did she run in outter space? was that like a thing to just let us know they took off or was she really running in outter space cuz people can't run in outter space fyi, you just look like you are but you're not really going anywhere, unless you where moving before you started running, then you'll just continue moving the same you where moving, cept now you look like you're running. Do we all have to get hybreds now? Everyone is making them and I see them on the road so much now, there is even a hybred SUV, but I don't really want a bunch of high voltage stuff running around me in a big metal box, it seems dangerous. I wonder if the martian ship in this flash was a hybred, cuz if they are farther then us you think maybe it would be.

The Brain Fights Back The Brain Fights Back

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this should of been porn

Kerry Camel Toe Kerry Camel Toe

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was gonna say garbage, but then the statue... ROLF. Worth watching


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

idk about this one.......

didn't look fbf to me, might be wrong though
looked like movie clips, shape tweens and motion tweening. I could be wrong, but I will ask you this..........
if you can shape, motion tween stuff out easier then fbf, then why wouldn't you? I mean, alot of times going fbf is better then tweens, but not when dealing with a couple globulars

If of course you didn't fbf this, it should be blammed just for lying, but if not, then it should get through just so people can see what people see when thier cornias detach

I'm not blamming it cuz it's not boring, and you might well have fbfed it.... oh, and cuz you gave me a nice idea on how to do jet exaust from the little hyper warp dots. (no, not gonna copy what you did.. seeing your bleed with expanding did give me the idea for a movie clip though) It's funny how ideas just pop up......

anyway, gl