ChickenHumper001's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[the search for mr.smiley]

crappy

Why isn't there porn in this?

[The Bar Pick-Up]

huh?

This would work if you only tried to pick up fat girls. Then again, if you're strong enough to pick up fat girls, you could get a job working construction and bag a house wife now and then while you're re-setting brick on suburban patio homes. And if you know how to set brick, you can make a little underground room with hidden access to kidnap and keep hot chicks, so you don't have to pick up fat girls. In reality, for some reason, chicks dig a jerk as long as you have cash, and if that doesn't do it, that's why they have roofies.

If you want a pick up line that gets you laid, every time, no matter what, here it is:
Find a girl who is all alone at the club, shy type, either abandoned by her friends, or came alone. Come up gently behind her, and whisper quitely into her ear "scream and you die" Gets you laid every time.

:-D Ok, fun over. The art was ok, real min on animation though. At least you own a microphone and use it, I respect that for the simple reason so many people think everyone watches flash to read a book (barf on text) The only thing I'd recommend you work on is the speed of flow. To long from one scene to the next... you'd click a button and had to wait... and wait... and wait. It would be fine if I was drunk and half asleep but ick... Don't take it as bad, it's just a timing thing that can get on the nerves of people with ADD and make them hate the flash even though it had plenty of good points. Ok, I gotta go, someone is kicking my door screaming something about being from the police department....